What the chimp tweeted this week

  • Not sure Labour have chosen the right brother. #
  • Shane Warne is still selling Advanced Hair Studio. Classic #
  • @lisa_mckenzie that picture makes that girl look like she has midget legs. She will be at a disadvantage in reply to lisa_mckenzie #
  • Bath is today's destination. Appears rather picturesque though I imagine the locals have a love/hate relationship with tourists. #
  • Received a call from our vodafone business provider asking how to reset and iPhone. I'm not tech support #
  • Loving the otter on my pint glass #
  • And the rain pours in Bath. Damper on the exploration. Held up in quaint pub. At least rain, & beer, adds authenticity to English road trip. #
  • Forget Jane Austin. All she thought was - How you doin'? #
  • In St Ives. Nice seaside town. Can't wait to smash some cod #
  • Nice view of the Salisbury Cathedral from our room #
  • All the best to @_duncanhall on his global shenanigans / exploration #

What the chimp tweeted this week

  • Waiting for the old boy to arrive after his long haul from Aotearoa #
  • And he is out like a light. #jetlag #
  • Good business sense #
  • Going to need Red Bull to complete a deliverable for a competing F1 team. #irony #
  • London, a LEGO land #
  • Got that Scrap Heap Challenge feeling . The challenge? Building a website. #
  • Team Lotus returns in 2011 #
  • Tick tock, tick tock #
  • Ultimate power should = ultimate awesomeness. Currently equals slow jam Michael Jackson. Bring the rock. #
  • Thank you DJ. Better tunes. #
  • In Oxford. The traffic leaving London was nuts. #

What the chimp tweeted this week

What the chimp tweeted this week

  • @paulpingles tried using mine this am but the thing wouldn't work. A long phone call coming up I think in reply to paulpingles #
  • Grr. Barclays cycle key still won't work. Well done tfl. #
  • @socialru isn't it just? Time to dust off the jacket in reply to socialru #
  • Oh yeah. Managed to wrangle one of those Barclays bikes from its stand today. Key is working, though I'm not 100% sure I returned it right #
  • You know summer is over when you have soup for lunch #
  • Weather around the globe has been insane of late. Earthquakes, landslides, floods, wild fires. End of days or the start of a real life 2012? #
  • Foxton's man had nadda. Anxiety levels rising. Perhaps long travel mission is the solution to our housing problem. #
  • En route to Gatwick for weekend touch rugby tourney in Dublin #
  • In the emerald isle. #
  • Sum burnt in Dublin. Who'd thought #

What the chimp tweeted this week

  • Monday's are awesome! #
  • Just signed up for one of those new fandangle Barclays Bikes. #
  • Cheeseburger smoothie anyone? #
  • @dan_bradshaw I love that clip. Disturbing yet funny in reply to dan_bradshaw #
  • Flat hunting is shit #
  • I’ve just used the MILKYBAR iPhone app to Ungrow Up #
  • On a mad commute to check out a potential abode. Already not keen #
  • @HirsuteGent that is gold in reply to HirsuteGent #
  • @_duncanhall I concur in reply to _duncanhall #
  • Seven months of hard work and the client has signed it off. Well done @_duncanhall @robotduck @ajsskiver #
  • A big thanks too @gazzils #
  • @gazzils must have been a big night. There are a few lifeless souls here today in reply to gazzils #
  • A bit old, but still true. Charlie Brooker's How to Report the News #
  • Hmm. Updated my @twitter for #iPhone app and now it won't launch. Dependant on mobile site despite prompts to get the app #irony #
  • Yes! My Barclays Cycle Hire key arrived! #
  • Time to bring my game face as I ready myself for the second annual Dodecahedrons #
  • Dodecahedrons going strong. Yet to discover potential but god loves a trier #

What the chimp tweeted this week

  • @_duncanhall would have been good. Worked instead #
  • All sorts of issues on the tube this am. Not a good start to the week #
  • Bit of a space cadet after my blood donation today. Water, stat. #
  • I just made @jamesalliban the Milkybar Kid #
  • Actually, @jamesalliban, I take previous tweet back in lieu of this #
  • Moonwalking in Wal-mart - gold #
  • Fancy a quick stroll across the USA? New ponderings from ponderingchimp.com #
  • Starting to see some returns from my first dabble in the stock market #
  • How big is social media in the UK? #
  • @jamesalliban @dan_bradshaw that would be perfect for outside winter beers #
  • Our lead .net developers personal website. #
  • @socialru I concur. There are many broken soles wondering about. Wonder if we should look into that informed design thing one day in reply to socialru #
  • Time out from the worries of the day. Enjoying a 6-3 win over the top of the table team #
  • Forgetting the worries of the day. Celebrating a 6-3 win over the top of the table team #
  • @enzuguri a worthy title #
  • Late night Chicken cottage is like russian roulette. Yes you get extra chicken, but you can also get the unwanted extras. Time to anti-up #
  • Beer time. Off to meet @dan_bradshaw #
  • Australia looking good #abs #
  • Anything you can do we can do better. This game is going to be good #allblacks #
  • Red card! Bad to worse for Australia #allblacks #
  • We have been complacent in the second half, but 7 tries to 3 says it all. Shame about not cracking the 50. #allblacks #
  • @imTHEsinger great game indeed. Good win in reply to imTHEsinger #
  • Last drinks at The Southerner today. #speightsNoMore #
  • Approaching the 11th hour. Literally. But not for a dealine, just a drinking milestone. #
  • 13 hours in and perhaps I'm starting to fade. #
  • Finally managed to get the holiday snaps on flickr #

What the chimp tweeted this week

  • About to see if I can get back into the UK. Will be an interesting discussion with a man and his stamp #
  • Meet the iFamily | a new pondering from the pondering chimp #
  • The worst part of a holiday is the end, followed by the slap in the face as the reality of work sets in #
  • Bandage iPhone 4 Reception Issues with Antenn-aid #
  • Flat hunting is pants! #
  • This is why you go to the gym. Our clients are generous and I am building a stash #
  • enraged by bureaucracy, but glad to have a residence permit #
  • There is something to be said for early starts, esp. with sun on your face and a good cup of coffee in hand #
  • Cone of silence, 2010 style #
  • @raoulmillais he had a momentary relapse and took it off. Frantically mashing about his desk looking for headphones - pointing. Bless #
  • TFL say true, but Em reckons it's lies due to all the station closures. Call in the fact checkers. #
  • Friday fun day, although there is not much fun to be found #
  • Next must read courtesy of FreshDave #
  • @jamesalliban get a bumber too so you can make calls. #

What the chimp tweeted this week

  • Wonder if the next 30 mins of 'the beautiful game' will bear more excitment than the first stanza stalemate? #worldcup #slightlybored #
  • On the island of Vis. Another good day out on the boat, coupled with some good of the boat explorations #sailcroatia #
  • Chillaxing in a cliff side bar in Dubrovnik. Truly a sweet part of the world #
  • Seeking refuge from the 38 degree heat in Dubrovnik. Manage to catch another great #abs win #
  • Back in Split for last of Croatian sun. Host this eve is about to deliver us a free beer, which is good as I have sweat out last weeks worth #
  • Met an interesting English chap who has started his own cider business in Serbia. Bored of the 9-5 he was & saw great niche #MakeItHappen #

What the chimp tweeted this week

  • Just played with the iPhone 4. It's shiny. #
  • Me thinks that iOS4 has actually slowed my 3G down more than what OS3 did. A cunning 'upgrade' tactic by #Apple perhaps? #
  • Epic battle scene with cardboard weapons. Cardboard Warfare #
  • Solve those #iPhone 4 reception issues with #iHand #
  • Star Wars Recreated With Action Figures #
  • Arrive to work in style #
  • All zip at half time #spn #ger #fifa #
  • Do #spn have one hand on the cup? 1-0 #
  • @dan_bradshaw yeah that was my bad. #
  • Finger Babies. Why you need finger gloves #
  • Reverted the iPhone os back to 3.1.3. Man my phone runs like a dream again, although I have lost all my photos through backup fail #
  • Think there will be some last minute airport shopping. I needs me a new hat and possibly some swimmers. #offtocroatia #
  • Catching up with Jase and Ali in Bol #sailcroatia #
  • Sitting in an outdoor, Croatian bar about to watch the #worldcup final. We have front row seats #